Feeling inadequate since the '80s.

Is this an album cover? No. It's me. There's a lot going on in this picture, and I'm sure there are a lot of questions, like: Who dresses like that? What's with the dirt and random bricks? What's the story with the yellow Mercedes? Who is taking the picture? Why do you look so miserable? Are those really your legs? I can answer all of these questions, and maybe some others if you click on the "Contact" tab.

Oh yeah, I also do a lot of things sideways like surfing, skateboarding, and snowboarding. And I also have an unhealthy obsession with bicycles. And I've broken a bunch of bones and torn a bunch of ligaments doing really dumb things on those boards and bikes.

Double oh yeah, when I'm not sitting in a cube with headphones on trying to decide if I want to listen to Megadeth or Miley, I like taking pictures with a real electronic camera.